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May 22, 2021, 4:40 p.m. ET
The Eurovision Grand Final in photos.
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May 22, 2021, 4:34 p.m. ET
France’s entry couldn’t get more French.
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May 22, 2021, 4:30 p.m. ET
Greece’s number looked quite different inside the arena.
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May 22, 2021, 1:42 p.m. ET
How to watch the Eurovision grand final.
Culture Critic
A long-running joke about Eurovision fans is “Norway: nul points.” And indeed Norway is the losingest country, having finished last 11 times (four of them without having scored any points). It has also won three times, but I don’t think Tix will be No. 4.
Culture Critic
I agree, Alex: an exceptional vintage.
Culture Reporter, Europe
This final is genuinely the strongest Eurovision for years. So many great songs that will end up coming, like, tenth when any other year they might win. This is another of them.
Fashion Director and Chief Fashion Critic
Tix’s snow angel-in-chains look is sending me.
Northern Europe Bureau Chief
Northern Europe Bureau Chief
Tix, or Norwegian artist Andreas Haukeland, the John Lennon crossover wearing white wings, has taken a liking for singer Samira Efeni from Azerbaijan, whose song ‘Mata Hari’ has a chance of winning. Tix, who suffers from Tourette’s Syndrome, a neuropsychiatric disorder, characterised by involuntary, stereotyped motor and vocal tics of variable severity.
The Norwegian singer has made a romantic video of the blossoming love affair on his Instagram page.
Culture Reporter, Europe
Norway’s TIX appears, and will get a huge welcome. He has Tourette’s syndrome and at one point in the staging takes his sunglasses off to show his facial tics to the audience.
Culture Critic
Fashion Director and Chief Fashion Critic
I don’t even know how to describe what is going on with those Azerbaijan outfits. But there are garter belts. And Ariana Grande ponytails.
Culture Critic
Whiplash going from France to Azerbaijan!
Culture Reporter, Europe
Culture Reporter, Europe
Azerbaijan’s Efendi last year was going to sing a tune called “Cleopatra” that asked if Cleopatra was “straight or gay or in between.” This year, she’s decided to enter a track about another strong woman, “Mata Hari,” the Dutch exotic dancer convicted of being a spy for Germany. It doesn’t muse on her sexuality.
Culture Critic
Feeling the feels from France.
Northern Europe Bureau Chief
Huge applause for France. I love it that her grandfather is the famous Iranian painter Zenderoudi.
Northern Europe Bureau Chief
Fashion Director and Chief Fashion Critic
France is wearing the Eurovision version of the Little Black Dress: the Little Black Bustier.
Northern Europe Bureau Chief
All the delegations sitting on the large couches in front of the stage were out of their seats and dancing to Ukrainian folk music.
Culture Reporter, Europe
The only thing wrong with Ukraine’s entry is they appear to use frisbees as props. But I really hope that doesn’t stop them from winning.
Barbara Pravi is representing France with a song that feels 150 percent Gallic — she keeps getting compared to Édith Piaf and the French pop star Barbara, and musically this makes total sense.
Pravi, who is of Serbian and Iranian descent, had her big break in the French musical “Un été 44,” in 2016. Since then she’s penned material for a bunch of French stars like Yannick Noah, Louane and Florent Pagny. More important, she (unwittingly?) set herself up for the main stage by writing songs for the French entries in the Junior Eurovision Song Contest in 2019 and 2020.
Remarkably in an era when performers are media-trained into utter blandness, Pravi is an unabashed activist for women’s rights and has been forthcoming about her experience with domestic violence.
Culture Critic
Culture Critic
Ukraine is my jam this year. I want this to win so badly.
Culture Reporter, Europe
Folk techno makes, maybe, it’s first ever appearance at Eurovision thanks to Ukraine’s Go_A performing “Shum,” a song featuring a tin whistle and pounding beats, swirling faster and faster, and it is BRILLIANT.
Culture Critic
The pre-Eurovision video for the Ukrainian song was very “Mad Max: Chernobyl Alley” + gabba night + Goth turbo-folk. The live performance is possibly even better — and it’s about the coming of Spring! From Ruslana to Ani Lorak to Verka Serduchka, Ukraine is a genuine Eurovision powerhouse.
Northern Europe Bureau Chief
Huge outsider Ukraine coming up!
Fashion Director and Chief Fashion Critic
Lithuania is giving me New Age sunny side-up egg vines
Greece’s performance featured some impressive visual tricks for TV viewers:
But in case you were wondering if there really are invisible people dancing around in white pants, this what Greece looked like in the arena, using a ’green screen:
Culture Critic
After the Soviet Union imploded, a bunch of countries joined Eurovision. Among them was Lithuania and unlike neighboring Estonia, it has not won yet. The country’s entry this year, The Roop, has a lot going for it — dance moves and a song that uses “discoteque” as a verb — but this is a very good vintage for Eurovision and the band might not even make the top 10.
Fashion Director and Chief Fashion Critic
Bulgaria was missing her wind machine.
Fashion Director and Chief Fashion Critic
Bulgaria seems to be still channeling the working-from-home look.
Northern Europe Bureau Chief
Jan Smit, the male presenter became famous in the Netherlands at 9 years old when he sang a song for his grandmother.
Despite its distinctly “euro” sensibility, Eurovision is a global phenomenon with fans all over the world. In the age of video streaming and social media, it has never been easier to follow.
In 2018, we met some Eurovision obsessives to find out how they watch the contest, and what it means to them.
Frank Lochthove, Germany
Mr. Lochthove, 45, recalled how Germany’s hosting the soccer World Cup finals in 2006 had given it the opportunity to shed a postwar suspicion of flags and national pride to cheer on the national team. But for Mr. Lochthove, the most important competition was the 2010 Eurovision, held in Oslo, which the German singer Lena won. “She managed to cast a spell on the whole audience,” he said.
James Sheen, Britain
Mr. Sheen said he held his first Eurovision party in 1991, and continued to host parties for the next 20 years. Each time, the shindigs grew more elaborate as he added score sheets, themed food, colored spotlights, a sound system and a smoke machine.
In 2011, Mr. Sheen drove to Düsseldorf, Germany, to be in the audience for the first time. While the parties were dear to him, nothing beat the thrill of the real thing, he said.
Maria Bresic, Australia
When Ms. Bresic was growing up in the 1970s in the western suburbs of Sydney, she knew about the Eurovision Song Contest from Croatian-language radio and from her parents’ friends.
Her parents had come from Croatian and the way they watched the contest in the 1980s was influenced by the complicated politics of the Balkans at the time.
“Mum and Dad wouldn’t be interested in watching any of the performances by certain countries,” Ms. Bresic said. When Yugoslavia won the contest in 1989, “My parents were outraged,” she said, because, in their mind, the winning band, Riva, should have been considered Croatian, not Yugoslav.
Ricardo Mohammed, United States
Mr. Mohammed has a singular way of keeping track of time. Asked when he started his Eurovision viewing party at Hardware, a gay bar in Hell’s Kitchen, New York, he replied, “Emmelie de Forest won that year.” (For the uninitiated, that would be 2013.) He also remembered a trip to London, “the year Nicki French represented England” (otherwise known as 2000).
Mr. Mohammed, a.k.a. D.J. ohRicky, discovered Eurovision as a child in his native Trinidad, via British broadcasts. He said the closest analogy for the contest was Broadway. “Those fans know the statistics, like how many Tonys someone won,” he said. “It’s the same for Eurovision die-hards: They know the last time a country won, who wrote a particular song.”
Northern Europe Bureau Chief
Finland is officially the happiest country in the world.
Culture Critic
German whimsy: that always goes over well.
Northern Europe Bureau Chief
Germany with the dancing hand! And a ukelele. Germany is giving hate the finger.
Culture Critic
The Moldovan Britney with the sub-bass! This should be a hit in all the discotheques between Tirana and the Costa del Sol.
Culture Reporter, Europe
Moldova’s Natalia Gordienko’s “Sugar” includes the longest note ever sung in Eurovision, apparently, which seems a foolish thing to try and include when you only have three minutes to perform.
Northern Europe Bureau Chief
Everyone enjoying Iceland around me here.
Culture Critic
Dadi Freyr and Gagnamagnid were hyped as the big favorites for Ghost Eurovision 2020, with “Think About This,” a genuine hit that generated popular dance moves (Jennifer Garner did the moves in a Facebook video). Their new song is just as good!
Northern Europe Bureau Chief
Big cheers for Iceland, who are all quarentined in a hotel.
Culture Reporter, Europe
Iceland walk onstage… Well, they don’t, the performance was recorded last week before one of them tested positive for the coronavirus.
Northern Europe Bureau Chief
Yes! A Swiss fan two rows down is jodeling.
James Newman, Britain’s entry, has just started performing “Embers” — a fun, horn-heavy, dance track about how he and his romantic partner plan to emerge from a pile of embers to “light up the room.”
Newman’s a great songwriter — he’s written hits for Zayn, formerly of One Direction, and Rudimental, a popular dance act in Britain — but chances are, even if he performs brilliantly tonight, he’ll get “nul points.” (That’s “no points,” and if you’re wondering why I’m speaking French, you’ll find out when they count the votes.)
Britain has performed poorly at almost every Eurovision since it last won in 1997 (thanks to Katrina and the Wave’s “Love Shine a Light”). The only exception was Jade Ewen’s “It’s My Time” in 2009, a theatrical ballad written by Andrew Lloyd Webber: That came in fifth.
Why does Britain do so badly? Commentators often claim it’s because Europeans have long hated Britain’s lack of commitment to the European Union, something confirmed in 2016 when the British public voted for Brexit.
But the reality is the British entries normally just aren’t very good.
Newman’s song isn’t bad, but his performance tonight isn’t exciting enough. He’s singing while doing dad dancing between two huge model trumpets. To win Eurovision, you need to do more than dad dance while standing between two huge model trumpets.
Since its Eurovision debut in 1973, Israel has been a powerhouse of the competition, with four wins, including two back to back (1978-9) and the first by a transgender contestant (Dana International in 1998).
You may have noticed, however, that, Israel is not actually in Europe. Its participation in Eurovision is possible because the contest is open to members of the European Broadcasting Union (E.B.U.), the Switzerland-based organization of public broadcasters that runs the competition. You don’t have to be part of the European Union, or even on the European continent, to be part of the E.B.U., whose 69 members hail from 56 countries that include Morocco (which entered the contest once, in 1980), Turkey (which won in 2003), and the Vatican (which should at least try).
Australia, a country mad for pop music (it was an early ABBA adopter) has long broadcast Eurovision and, in 2015, it finally landed a one-time-only invitation. Somehow Australia turned into the guest that wouldn’t leave. Not only is it still there, but it placed second in 2016 — these guys are in it to win it, eventually. Sadly it won’t do it this year, as its entry, Montaigne, didn’t make it out of the elimination round and isn’t in today’s grand final.
And we’ve begun! First up is Elena Tsagrinou of Cyprus with “El Diablo.” This song caused a minor scandal back in February, after some of the country’s Orthodox Christians said the song’s lyrics promoted Satanism.
In it, Tsagrinou sings about falling in love with “el diablo,” Spanish for “the devil.” It’s quite clearly referring to a generic bad boy she met in a bar — not Satan himself — but Tsagrinou seems to be going all out tonight to annoy her critics, with four dancers dressed head-to-toe in red spandex.
It’s a great start for the contest, in my opinion and could easily be a Lady Gaga hit. But opening songs never win Eurovision, so this probably won’t either!
Trying to get a seat in the Ahoy Arena in Rotterdam, the Netherlands, where the Eurovision finals are taking place, isn’t that simple.
Last year’s Eurovision was canceled because of the coronavirus pandemic. This year, the Dutch organizers have come up with an elaborate admission and testing scheme to keep the virus out while holding the largest music contest on the planet. All visitors have to undergo a test for the virus, people over 70 are not allowed and reporters are banned from the main auditorium during the final round.
More than 3,500 mainly Dutch fans were in to see the show, while journalists, some 400 of them, have been tucked away in a dark, rather depressing conference hall, where they can follow the event on four large screens.
Inside, people were filled with exuberance, partly because the show was going on after a year’s hiatus, and partly because it just felt so good to be out of lockdown. The costumes were colorful: Near me, two men were wearing orange tuxedos and another man wore a British flag as a cape.
Yet some of the reporters working for specialist Eurovision blogs and other outlets told me the setup that kept them away from the crowds made them sad. “Eurovision is about bringing people together, but they are forced to keep people apart,” said William Lee Adams of Wiwibloggs. “I’ll gladly wear a military grade face mask, if I can be among the singers and the public.”
I decided not to miss out on the live event. So I found myself at 10 a.m. this morning standing in the rain on a drab field outside of the city of Lisse for my Covid test. In hand, I had my ticket, which cost a mere €650, or about $790.
Will Ferrell may well have succeeded where past winners like ABBA and Celine Dion failed: His movie “Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga” has raised awareness in North America of the world’s biggest singing competition.
Eurovision is so unknown in the United States that a common reaction to the film among Americans was: “This is based on a real thing?!?”
Yes, it is — a real thing that has been drawing hundreds of millions of viewers since 1956. But since the contest is not usually broadcast in the United States (the cable network Logo last had the rights in 2018), few knew of its existence, let alone what it’s all about.
The second-most-common American reaction to the movie’s Belarusian horror rockers and bare-chested Russian crooners seemed to be: “OK, but they must have exaggerated it.”
Well, no, they didn’t — “Fire Saga” eerily captures Eurovision’s most demented aspects, especially its signature unselfconscious reveling in over-the-top theatrics. Ferrell (whose wife is from Eurovision-crazy Sweden) pulled off a spot-on satire that eschews condescension: The film doesn’t laugh at the contest or its fans, but with them. And like many of the acts from the real competition, the songs from the movie are infernally catchy: “Husavik,” the lead number in “Fire Saga,” was nominated for an Academy Award.
This year, 16 of the 26 finalists are acts returning from last year’s canceled competition.
But Eurovision rules require the contestants to perform a different song from the one they had planned for the 2020 event. In a competition known for one-hit wonders, this year’s contestants have to prove they don’t fit that pattern.
The entrant facing the biggest challenge in capturing last year’s magic is Dadi Freyr, a singer performing with the band Gagnamagnid, which is Iceland’s entry. Last year, he was a favorite to win with “Think About Things,” a catchy disco number about Freyr’s newborn child.
The band’s entry this year is another fun track called “10 Years.” Freyr said he wanted to keep the track similar in style to “Think About Things,” since Icelanders had voted for a disco tune to represent them at the competition. It took 12 attempts to come up with a new song he liked, he added.
Jeangu Macrooy, the Netherlands’ entry, said he also struggled. “I was getting no inspiration — I was just sitting inside,” he said.
Then, in December, a host of thoughts and feelings around the police killing of George Floyd and the subsequent resurgence of the Black Lives Matter movement started bubbling up inside him, he said.
Soon he conjured the lyrics to “Birth of a New Age,” an uplifting gospel-inspired track: “They tried to drain you of your faith / But you are the rage that melts the chains.”
Macrooy said he hoped it would speak to everyone standing up for their rights, whether people of color, L.G.B.T.Q. people or members of other marginalized groups.
Eurovision’s organizers put in place a host of measures at this year’s event to reduce the risks of a coronavirus outbreak among competitors.
Acts had to undergo regular testing and adhere to social distancing, and they were effectively locked away in their hotel rooms unless visiting the auditorium to rehearse.
But that clearly wasn’t enough.
Last Saturday, a member of Poland’s delegation tested positive for the virus. Last Sunday, so did a member of Iceland’s entry. They were staying in the same hotel.
The news about Iceland was a particular blow for Eurovision fans, as Dadi Freyr, who is representing the country with the band Gagnamagnid, was among the favorites to win.
So what happens now? Well, fortunately, Iceland will still appear. The band managed to perform at a dress rehearsal on the Rotterdam stage before the positive test, so footage of that will be shown tonight.
The pandemic might also be influencing some of the lyrics we hear tonight. Lithuania’s entry, “Discotheque” by The Roop, is all about dancing alone. (“There’s no one here and I don’t care / I feel it’s safe to dance alone,” it goes) — something we’ve all had to do over the past year.
Many of the returning acts have switched from emotional ballads to upbeat numbers to give viewers a break from feeling maudlin.
“I was like, ‘I need something that will make the world feel good again,’” Destiny, who is representing Malta, told me recently by phone. “I wanted a song that when you listen to it you’d be like, ‘Wow, let’s leave Covid behind for three minutes.”
Here’s her entry, “Je Me Casse.” I’ll leave it to you to decide if it makes you forget about the pandemic.
If you’re in Europe, chances are the competition will be broadcast live on TV.
For those tuning in from the United States, the final can be watched live via the streaming service Peacock from 3 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time. It will then be available on demand. Peacock is a subscription service, but it offers a seven-day free trial.
You can also watch it on the Swedish streaming service SVT Play, which is allowing anyone in the world to stream the final for free via their website.
Why on earth are we doing a live blog about the world’s silliest song contest? Because Eurovision is more than just a camp extravaganza. It’s “the world’s biggest music competition: a fiercely competitive, always surprising, sometimes surreal Olympics of song,” as Scott Bryan said this week in our beginner’s guide to the event.
Ever since the Eurovision Song Contest started in 1956, Europe has been transfixed, and with good reason. Abba won in 1974 with “Waterloo,” and soon became a global pop sensation. In 1988, Celine Dion won, representing Switzerland with “Ne Partez Pas Sans Moi.”
More recently, in 2014, Conchita Wurst became one of the world’s most famous drag artists, after winning for Austria with the soaring “Rise Like a Phoenix.”
Even if the music is not to your taste, Eurovision is always a spectacle, with outrageous costumes, bizarre dance routines and a host of pyrotechnics to secure the votes of an audience watching at home.
More seriously, it’s also occasionally a showcase for social and political commentary.
So who’s in the running to win? Here’s our guide to six of the favorites, including Italy’s hard-rocking Maneskin and Go_A, a folk-techno act from Ukraine. There is even an American entrant this year, the rapper Flo Rida taking part for San Marino.
The show begins at 3 p.m. E.S.T. and we’ll be bringing you live updates from the contest — with some expert commentary and reports from the scene in Rotterdam, the Netherlands.